America’s favorite deranged lunatic turned convicted felon turned failed Senate candidate evidently has a new line for his colorful resume these days: luxury car driver with a photo of himself holding a gun taped to it.
A local man named Sean Chladek spotted Senate hopeful Mark McCloskey cruising the streets of the south side of town this week in his Escalade, which is now apparently covered in bumper stickers related to his spectacularly unsuccessful run. One featured on the back shows the moment he and his wife inexplicably lost their minds and unnecessarily pointed guns at a crowd of people just passing his home in the summer of 2020. Chladek recounts RFT that when he saw the absurd spectacle, he felt he had to take a picture.
“I was shocked enough when I drove past them at Southtown Home Depot that I couldn’t help but take a picture when I saw that clown car on the way home,” says Chladek. RFT.
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Not surprisingly, a man who lives in a veritable nouveau riche cheesy museum has the dubious taste necessary to turn a car that costs more than some people’s homes into a rolling monument to his own insanity. It’s also not surprising that he lowers himself to such an embarrassing level, considering the fact that he’s doing very, very poorly on the whole Senate run thing.
According to a recent internal poll released by the Greitens campaign, McCloskey is trailing dramatically in the GOP primary race, winning the votes of just five percent of voters polled. That matches information released by the partisan polling firm Trafalgar Group, whose March report also showed McCloskey at the bottom of the pack of demons running for the nomination.
Some viewers might suggest that McCloskey’s dismal performance could be due to the fact that he hasn’t come up with any political ideas other than Gun, that he seems to have no qualifications to run for public office other than Gun, and that even all of his neighbors hate him and a lot. before Gun. But those people would be overlooking just how passionate Missouri voters are about Gun, leading to one foregone conclusion: McCloskey is just a loser and a deeply unpleasant man.
For his part, McCloskey surely knows all that. And that’s why he’s leaning into the one thing people seem to like about him, pitiful as it is.
After all, if you want to win, you have to stay on message. And that message is: Weapon.